The headliner of this film is none other than Grizzly Adams himself, Mr. Dan Haggerty. He plays a detective named Mike who was fired for being an alcoholic. Mike takes a new job as a department store Santa after the previous Santa was killed by the elf.
This movie's low budget is evident in the appearance of the elf. The only movements it is capable of are twisting it's head and flailing it's arms. It's mouth is permanently agape.
Mike uses his detective skills to uncover a few events in elven history. He learns that elves were aboard Noah's ark, and that Nazi scientists used elves for genetic experiments to produce the master race.
Kirsten's role in the Nazi-elf conspiracy is beyond belief. The following clip should sum it up.
The last image of the movie leaves things open for a sequel. In fact, a sequel was written but never filmed. I doubt it could have been better than the original.
Reasons to watch:
- Bitch slapping
- Cat drowning
- Crotch stabbing
- Chain smoking
- Nazis
- "Ninja gremlin"
- Incest
- Swastika boobs
- Donatello TMNT pajamas
