Odd eBay Items

Cannibal Squirrel

Here we have a squirrel dining on the severed head of a comrade. I've seen a lot of crazy stuff made by taxidermists, but this is one of the coolest. I'm really tempted to buy it.

Foreskin Restoration Device

This contraption is apparently used to stretch the skin on a circumcised wang in order to re-create foreskin. Sounds painful. If you don't want to go to all that trouble you can always try wearing artificial foreskin.

Two-Headed Fetus Pendant

The Engrish description of this item says it was carved from a "fruit tree ghost". It's preserved nicely in a plastic case along with what appears to be an ounce of urine. Wearing this around your neck might not protect you from "bad spiritual", but it will definitely protect you from hot chicks.