#4 Henchmen
I need about 5 or 6 underlings that I can order to eliminate my enemies. They should all be dressed alike and have names like "Biff" or "Pirate #3" emblazoned across their chests like on the old Batman show. Metal teeth and steel-brimmed bowlers are always a plus.
#5 Adamantium Skeleton
In the event that my henchmen fail to protect me, a skeleton made of adamantium could come in handy. However, I don't necessarily know if I want retractable blades in my hands. That could be extremely dangerous for someone as accident prone as me.
