It's that time of year again. I'd better get started releasing my annual wishlist of incredibly expensive and/or impossible to get items.
#1 My Own Personal Action Figure
Fully poseable Dusty figure features Kung Fu grip, realistic sideburns, gullibility detection, throat-clearing action, and lifelike injury simulation. Accessory bundle includes:
- fake mustache
- PEZ dispenser
- fishing rod
- interchangeable amusing t-shirts
Embedded voice chip plays memorable quotes such as:
- "Arrrr!"
- "That's like raping someone in a coma."
- "There's no greater waste than a nice rack on a girl with an ugly face."
- "Did you get that URL I sent you?"
- "It's in the book."
- "Pigs are magical animals."
- and much more.
Fortress of Slack-itude play set sold separately. Batteries and motivation not included.
